THEY WERE SO FUNNY!!!!
Ronan: Okay, first question. Ask whatever you want to know!
What have you dreamt about last
night?
Ronan: (starts giggling) Could we answer
this question?
Steve: I wouldn't know. The last dream I remember
was in Dublin, a long time ago.
Keith: I dreamt that I was in Florida on the
beach with Cindy Crawford and she had two enormous...... basketballs.
Do some unexpected things ever happen to you?
Shane: Yeah man. I was born
dude! What a happening that was!
Keith: Lot's of things actually. (In a dignified
tone) Every day is an unexpected pleasure.
Ronan: Today was quite unexpected, because
we're in a strange mood.
Shane: Normally we're not like this at all,
today we're just very happy.
Keith: We're laughing our heads off today!
Mikey: Let me explain. We work very hard and
sometimes we just loose it and we can't say anything usefull.
Have you ever been kidnapped by alliens?
Mikey: Yes, and I still have
a scar on my back. (Starts undressing himself too show it) Were is it?
Ronan: There it is! (Pinches really hard)
Mikey: Ouch!!!
Ronan: Sorry, I tried to get it........
What did they do to you?
Mikey: I don't know, because
I was sleeping.
Keith: They took a sample of every part of
Mikey's body and now he will never be the same again.... (Laughing)
What is your most annoying habbit?
Ronan: (Is moving his head
just like he has a tic) How do you mean annoying? Mikey:
(Starts stammering) I don't have any annoying habbits.
Keith: (Puts his finger in his nose) Neither
do I!!!
What is the last thing you do before you leave your house?
Steve: Dragging my suitcases
outside.
Ronan: Eh.... Logging the door? I love turning
around and looking to my house. And then I think really deep: someday I
will be back here.
Who would you like to interview yourself and what would you ask?
Mikey: (Without thinking)
Pamele Anderson - Are they real?
Ronan: I would like to interview Paul Simon.......
And what would you ask?
Ronan: I didn't mean it, to be honest! Stupid joke. No, I would like to speak to George Michael.
And what would you ask him?
Ronan: I don't know. I would
just want to talk to him.
Keith: Michael Jackson!!
Are you ever afraid of getting bald?
Mikey: Yes, because I think
I will be the first in the band. I didn't think it would bother me, but
now my hair gets really thin at some places. And it is quite strange to
be bald in a boyband.....
Ronan: I'm not afraid at all, I'll just shave
it all at once, no problem.
Keith: Mikey does have a good excuse though:
Those aliens took alot of hair-samples and didn't leave enough!
What is your first memory ever?
Shane: Holidays with my family.
Mikey: I remember standing on the top of the
stairs.....
Keith: And your mother was yelling (Screams
himself): MICHAEL! And no, after that you would not remember a thing (laughing)
Mikey: .... and I was thinking: I'm different
than other kids. I'm much better! They can try to bring me down to their
level, but they will not succeed. And I will be honest: I'm actually an
angel. And I'm still better then everybody else....
Keith: You being better then us?! Have you
lost your mind?!!
Ronan: I don't want any hard feelings today,
everybody should appologize right now! I would like a moment of silence
please!! (Nobody is talking for a few seconds)
Mikey: Sorry, but I'm still better then you,
because I'm an angel.
Shane: Right! And where are your wings?
Mikey: In my back-pocket!
How do you get calmed down?
Steve: We're never calmed down! Okay, maybe when we're sleeping!
Do you believe in guardian-angels?
All : Yes! Deffintly! Sure!
Shane: We all have guardian-angels. Mine is
called Lucifer.
Steve: That's the name of the devil Shane!
Shane: Exactly!
Would you like traveling back in time?
Ronan: That would be great!
Because I was supposed to be a cowboy, so I would like to go back to that
time.
Steve: I would like traveling in the future.
Do you believe in reincarnation?
Shane: That's a really good
goalie, right?
Keith: I would like to come back as my mothers
dog, because that dog is really spoiled...!
Ronan: I would like to come back as a bird.
Steve: A dolphin! Free and swimming in the
sea!
Keith: I would like to be Mikey. Why? Because
it would be nice to see the world through his eyes.....
What is the weirdest sexual offer you ever got from a fan?
Keith: Well, Mikey just asked
me.....oh, from a fan? Eh... They usually want to kiss.
Steve: They ask a lot of different things.
But we don't do anything. I'm a good Catholic-boy and I don't believe in
sex before getting married. (He is laughing, so if everything Steve says
is the truth...?)